81
OVR
29
6'2"
205 lbs
7
Archetype
“the numerologically obsessed field general”
Backstory
After a failed stint as a competitive chess player, Cornelius discovered his true calling wasn't strategy but rather the physics of spiraling an oblate spheroid. He now spends his off-season consulting tarot cards to predict wind patterns and claims his best punts occur during odd-numbered lunar cycles.
In the Booth
Speaks in measured cadences like he's narrating a nature documentary about himself, with inexplicable references to Renaissance painters.
Catchphrases
The ball knows what it wants to do
Geometry never lies, but the football sometimes dissembles
Known Quirks
Refuses to use the same cleat combination twice in a season
Insists on kicking only while humming a different classical composition each week
Team
Brinewater Tide
Brinewater