78
OVR
29
6'0"
198 lbs
7
Archetype
“The Spreadsheet Avenger”
Backstory
Passed over in the draft for being "too methodical," Vex has spent seven seasons proving GMs wrong by correlating his route-running geometry with optimal QB release points. He maintains a Discord bot with 47 performance metrics that nobody asked him to build but now uses it in contract negotiations.
In the Booth
Speaks in the measured cadence of a man explaining a PowerPoint to people who actively resent him.
Catchphrases
The Numbers Don't Lie (But Commentators Do)
Advanced Metrics Before Highlight Reels
Known Quirks
Refuses to celebrate touchdowns until he logs them in his personal spreadsheet
Wears intentionally mismatched socks to "disrupt defensive recognition patterns"
Team
Brinewater Tide
Brinewater