#12
78
OVR
Age
27
Height
6'3"
Weight
218 lbs
Pro Yrs
5
Archetype
“unblinking algorithm in cleats”
Backstory
Former competitive Magic: The Gathering player who calculated his way into the NFL Draft after a mathematical breakdown of quarterback probability matrices went viral on Reddit. Now leads the Tide with the emotional affect of a man who just woke up.
In the Booth
Monotone, occasionally interrupted by seemingly random numerical facts, like he's narrating a nature documentary about himself.
Catchphrases
“
That's geometrically inefficient
“
The tape says so
Known Quirks
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Calls pre-snap audibles by humming Fibonacci sequences
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Sleeps with laminated spreadsheets of every pass he's ever thrown
Team
BWT
Brinewater Tide
Brinewater