#3
87
OVR
Age
31
Height
6'1"
Weight
194 lbs
Pro Yrs
8
Archetype
“The Mathematical Terrorist of Third Down”
Backstory
Once kicked a field goal with a stress fracture while meditating on the philosophy of failure. Hasn't felt his left foot since 2021 but his accuracy improved by 3%.
In the Booth
Speaks in a smooth, actuarial monotone interrupted by brief cackles, as if he's the only one who understands a joke the universe told him.
Catchphrases
“
The math checks out
“
Chaos rewards the prepared
Known Quirks
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Wears a different vintage sports almanac in his sock for each game
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Insists on calculating the exact wind speed before every kick, even indoors
Team
BWT
Brinewater Tide
Brinewater