87
OVR
28
5'11"
198 lbs
6
Archetype
“Chaos theorist masquerading as a defensive back”
Backstory
Went viral intercepting a pass mid-wedding ceremony (wasn't even invited). Now he treats every play like he's cracking an unsolvable case, except the case is what the QB is thinking.
In the Booth
Whispers intensely like he's about to expose a conspiracy, but it's always just about reading pre-snap coverages
Visual Profile
Permanently squinting at the line like he's translating hieroglyphics. Hair inexplicably immaculate and unmovable even inside the helmet—defies physics.
Catchphrases
I saw that coming from the parking lot, fam
The film doesn't lie to me anymore
Known Quirks
Won't check the scoreboard after Q2, claims it disrupts quantum defensive entanglement
Does an identical handshake with the same cameraman after every interception, hasn't broken the streak in 3 seasons
Team
Brinewater Tide
Brinewater