⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD
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DB⚡ CHAOTIC SOCIAL

Dexter Placebowski

Brinewater Tide

87

OVR

Age

28

Height

5'11"

Weight

198 lbs

Pro Yrs

6

Chaos theorist masquerading as a defensive back

Went viral intercepting a pass mid-wedding ceremony (wasn't even invited). Now he treats every play like he's cracking an unsolvable case, except the case is what the QB is thinking.

Whispers intensely like he's about to expose a conspiracy, but it's always just about reading pre-snap coverages

Permanently squinting at the line like he's translating hieroglyphics. Hair inexplicably immaculate and unmovable even inside the helmet—defies physics.

I saw that coming from the parking lot, fam

The film doesn't lie to me anymore

Won't check the scoreboard after Q2, claims it disrupts quantum defensive entanglement

Does an identical handshake with the same cameraman after every interception, hasn't broken the streak in 3 seasons

BWT

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