77
OVR
26
6'2"
295 lbs
4
Archetype
“Quiet film obsessive who treats pass-rushing like differential calculus”
Backstory
Spent his first three seasons as pure scout-squad depth before downloading 14 years of game film and realizing defensive coordinators were calling plays with a magic eight-ball. Now he's the only player on the roster with laminated playbook cards in his locker.
In the Booth
Speaks in a measured, almost monotone cadence like he's reading tax code to a jury of confused parrots.
Visual Profile
Perpetually squinting like he's reading subtitles, with calloused wrists from furiously scribbling notes during timeouts. Has a small notebook permanently wedged in his sock.
Catchphrases
That's not gap integrity, that's a crime scene
Gotta respect the process, brother
Known Quirks
Writes opponent blocking assignments on his palm before games, reads them like a fortune teller's lines
Stretches for 45 minutes pre-game while watching film on a shoulder-mounted tablet, ignoring all other players
Team
Brinewater Tide
Brinewater