76
OVR
27
6'3"
248 lbs
4
Archetype
“Calculating underdog with an inexplicable advantage”
Backstory
Jedediah spent his first two years in semi-pro ball as an assistant brackish-water systems manager, claiming he could read opposing formations by studying salinity patterns. The Tide's scouting director was initially confused but discovered Spillsworth's 'water instincts' somehow translated to uncanny gap assignment, and he's been sacking QBs ever since.
In the Booth
Speaks in a deliberate Midwestern drawl, pausing frequently to consider hydrology metaphors before answering basic questions.
Visual Profile
Perpetually squinting, with salt-stained gear and the kind of weathered tan that suggests he's spent more time on docks than practice fields. His helmet has inexplicable barnacle stickers.
Catchphrases
The brine don't lie
That's a permit violation on third down
Known Quirks
Insists on drenching his cleats in actual saltwater before games, creating a rust problem that the equipment staff has just accepted
Maintains a leather journal of 'water anomalies' he's spotted on opposing sidelines
Team
Brinewater Tide
Brinewater