⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD
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Jericho Metrics

Brinewater Tide

72

OVR

Age

26

Height

5'11"

Weight

198 lbs

Pro Yrs

4

Numbers guy who tackles like he's settling a debt

Jericho spent two years grinding online poker before realizing probability works better against WRs. He annotates opposing QB film with hand-scrawled statistical breakdowns, then mails them in as trash talk.

Perpetually sounds like he's mid-spreadsheet, speaks exclusively in percentages and conversion rates, once called safeties 'data nodes' in a film session

Jericho looks like a guy who irons his uniform on a schedule and lifts weights while reading quarterly reports. His eyes are a constant narrowed squint, like he's always running calculations.

That's not in the model

Standard deviation says you're getting picked

Carries a laminated stat sheet to every game and references it between plays like it's scripture

Grades his own performance nightly with a proprietary algorithm that requires a password to access

BWT

Brinewater Tide

Brinewater