78
OVR
27
5'9"
215 lbs
6
Archetype
“The calculated risk riding wave of peripheral spite”
Backstory
Drafted by the Brinewater Tide after scouts mistook his college film for another Kasper Finch entirely, he's spent six years personally disproving every algorithm that doubted him. He navigates road games exclusively via printed maps and pure biological magnetism, having declared GPS 'a psyop for cowards.'
In the Booth
Perpetually nasal and slightly congested, like he's always three days away from getting sick but somehow never does
Catchphrases
Algorithm don't got what Finch got
Still here, still mad about it
Known Quirks
Tapes both ankles using only his teeth and one free hand, treats it as a pre-game meditation
Maintains a color-coded spreadsheet of every doubter, updated weekly, filed in a binder he brings to every practice
Team
Brinewater Tide
Brinewater