76
OVR
28
6'2"
214 lbs
6
Archetype
“Cold-blooded chess master pretending to be a normal athlete”
Backstory
Transferred to Brinewater after washing out of a Division III Canadian program where he was too methodical for his coach's liking. Now he dissects defensive schemes with the intensity of a tax attorney preparing for an audit season.
In the Booth
Speaks in measured, slightly sarcastic intervals like he's solving a math problem during every conversation.
Visual Profile
Kellan has the unsettling calm of someone who's already calculated every possible scenario. Wire-rimmed glasses perpetually taped at the bridge. Perpetual squint. The kind of guy whose walking pace makes you think he's solving a differential equation.
Catchphrases
Math checks out
Unsubscribe from chaos
Known Quirks
Calls pre-snap reads from a laminated spreadsheet he keeps on the sideline and updates in real-time
Refuses to celebrate touchdowns, just nods knowingly like he predicted that exact outcome three plays earlier
Team
Brinewater Tide
Brinewater