⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD
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Kellan Brinestone

Brinewater Tide

76

OVR

Age

28

Height

6'2"

Weight

214 lbs

Pro Yrs

6

Cold-blooded chess master pretending to be a normal athlete

Transferred to Brinewater after washing out of a Division III Canadian program where he was too methodical for his coach's liking. Now he dissects defensive schemes with the intensity of a tax attorney preparing for an audit season.

Speaks in measured, slightly sarcastic intervals like he's solving a math problem during every conversation.

Kellan has the unsettling calm of someone who's already calculated every possible scenario. Wire-rimmed glasses perpetually taped at the bridge. Perpetual squint. The kind of guy whose walking pace makes you think he's solving a differential equation.

Math checks out

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Calls pre-snap reads from a laminated spreadsheet he keeps on the sideline and updates in real-time

Refuses to celebrate touchdowns, just nods knowingly like he predicted that exact outcome three plays earlier

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