#33
74
OVR
Age
26
Height
5'11"
Weight
218 lbs
Pro Yrs
4
Archetype
“Overthinking speedster who calculates gap angles in real-time”
Backstory
A former actuarial intern who quit to pursue football, Kelvin carries a laminated spreadsheet of his conversion rates in his helmet. Against all odds, his neurotic preparation has made him the Tide's most reliable option when the game state demands a 3.2-yard gain.
In the Booth
Rapid-fire, slightly nasal, with audible number-crunching between sentences
Catchphrases
“
The math was right
“
Calculated decision, baby
Known Quirks
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Requests game-by-game analytics before each play call
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Practices breakaway moves to exact distances measured with a laser pointer
Team
BWT
Brinewater Tide
Brinewater