⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD
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Kelvin Splice

Brinewater Tide

74

OVR

Age

26

Height

5'11"

Weight

218 lbs

Pro Yrs

4

Overthinking speedster who calculates gap angles in real-time

A former actuarial intern who quit to pursue football, Kelvin carries a laminated spreadsheet of his conversion rates in his helmet. Against all odds, his neurotic preparation has made him the Tide's most reliable option when the game state demands a 3.2-yard gain.

Rapid-fire, slightly nasal, with audible number-crunching between sentences

The math was right

Calculated decision, baby

Requests game-by-game analytics before each play call

Practices breakaway moves to exact distances measured with a laser pointer

BWT

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