#82
74
OVR
Age
29
Height
6'5"
Weight
268 lbs
Pro Yrs
7
Archetype
“The Defiant Accountant”
Backstory
Marlon's rise from a semi-pro stint in suburban Michigan where he was paid exclusively in gas station gift cards fueled an obsession with spreadsheet optimization. He's spent the last six years proving you can out-think a defense if you're willing to memorize every opponent's coffee orders.
In the Booth
Nasal, perpetually exasperated, like someone who's two seconds away from explaining why you're statistically wrong.
Catchphrases
“
Show me the analytics
“
I calculated that risk
Known Quirks
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Maintains a color-coded binder of opposing defenses' tendencies
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Refuses to eat on game days unless the meal was meal-prepped on a Sunday
Team
BWT
Brinewater Tide
Brinewater