81
OVR
28
6'4"
256 lbs
5
Archetype
“analytically-obsessed route assassin”
Backstory
Former competitive eating circuit legend discovered at a Cracker Barrel after consuming 47 biscuits in a single sitting. His jaw strength translated perfectly to catching, though he still occasionally forgets the playbook mid-drive to contemplate sandwich architecture.
In the Booth
Speaks in measured, deliberate tones like he's explaining advanced calculus, with unexpected enthusiasm about refined carbohydrates.
Visual Profile
Lanky with deceptively broad shoulders, perpetual expression of mild disappointment, always looks like he's mentally calculating defensive coverages. Has a small laminated stat card tucked into his sock.
Catchphrases
The numbers don't lie, but the coverage does
That's analytically sound
Known Quirks
Charts his own receiving stats on graph paper during halftime, adjusts route tree accordingly
Refuses to celebrate touchdowns until he's verified the QB threw on-rhythm via personal telemetry
Team
Brinewater Tide
Brinewater