85
OVR
28
6'2"
245 lbs
6
Archetype
“Stat nerd who's somehow right about everything before it happens”
Backstory
Quit a promising salsa dancing career to monetize his obsession with pre-snap prediction algorithms. Now leads the league in 'actually calling the play correctly from the sideline while eating a protein bar.'
In the Booth
Sounds like he's explaining why you're statistically wrong about a topic you didn't ask about.
Visual Profile
Wire-rimmed glasses held together with athletic tape; perpetually squinting like he's reading invisible subtitles during huddles. Has a visible pen mark on his wrist from constantly revising his play-calling notes.
Catchphrases
Actually, the tape disagrees with that narrative
The model had that play at 73% probability
Known Quirks
Consults a smartwatch before every snap (definitely not synced to anything—he just stares at it)
Keeps a laminated spreadsheet in his locker labeled "Advanced Situational Decision Tree Volume IV"
Team
Brinewater Tide
Brinewater