76
OVR
27
6'0"
196 lbs
5
Archetype
“basement film room prophet”
Backstory
Got passed over in the draft 7 times for "spreadsheet-related personality concerns," then DM'd the Brinewater GM a 47-slide PowerPoint proving he'd revolutionize their passing game through "algorithmic route optimization." He was technically correct—their passing game did improve, though this may be unrelated to his presence.
In the Booth
Sounds like he's perpetually explaining something you didn't ask about, delivered with the confidence of a man who's watched more film than sunlight.
Catchphrases
No cap, the metrics align
Film > narrative
Known Quirks
Submits unsolicited route suggestions to the offensive coordinator via 2am emails
Wears the exact same pre-game outfit every week (claims it's "statistically optimal")
Team
Brinewater Tide
Brinewater