77
OVR
29
6'5"
312 lbs
6
Archetype
“The Thinking Man's Battering Ram”
Backstory
Philosophy major turned late-bloomer center after a rotating cast of failures convinced the Tide that someone needed to *understand* why plays fell apart. Now spends game-week obsessively mapping defensive formations like a Cold War strategic analyst, communicating complex adjustments through a series of hand signals and passive-aggressive sighs.
In the Booth
Speaks in measured, almost professorial cadence as if every interview is a graduate thesis defense, frequently pausing to correct journalists on terminology.
Catchphrases
That was geometrically unsound
I've calculated the permutations
Known Quirks
Sends annotated game film critiques to the offensive coordinator at 2 AM
Refuses to wear the standard shoulder pads, custom-fitted to exact biomechanical specifications he calculated himself
Team
Brinewater Tide
Brinewater