84
OVR
29
6'5"
310 lbs
7
Archetype
“sentient line brawler with unresolved online arguments”
Backstory
Discovered blocking attackers while defending his mom's WiFi router from Reddit trolls, Brutus realized violence solved any problem. Now he exclusively learns blocking techniques by arguing with strangers on forums and transcribing them into 300-pound rage.
In the Booth
Aggressive dad podcast host with a lisp who treats every press conference like he's winning an argument in a YouTube comment section.
Catchphrases
Get blocked, get clocked
That's a sigma grindset protection
Known Quirks
Wears a smartwatch that only displays chaos metrics and conspiracy theories
Gives post-game interviews exclusively about what he ate for lunch, never about football
Team
Crestfall Collective
Crestfall