76
OVR
28
6'1"
205 lbs
5
Archetype
“Signal-disrupting ghost route technician”
Backstory
Discovered his receiving talent while attempting to catch dropped cell phones at a Best Buy Genius Bar, where he worked for three years before a scout witnessed him one-handing a falling iPhone 11 Pro. Now he treats every route like corporate espionage, genuinely believes opposing cornerbacks are "packet sniffers," and has filed three complaints with the league about "wireless interference destabilizing his neural pathways."
In the Booth
Speaks in rapid, overlapping technical jargon mixed with unhinged confidence, frequently pausing mid-sentence to ask if people understand what quantum entanglement has to do with separation anxiety.
Catchphrases
The bandwidth was never there
Just vibing with the latency
Known Quirks
Wears his helmet at all times off-field, including interviews, insisting the Earth's electromagnetic field is actively destabilizing
Practices route-running in Target parking lots at 3 AM because "the grid lines are clearer when nobody's looking"
Team
Crestfall Collective
Crestfall