#72
87
OVR
Age
27
Height
6'1"
Weight
195 lbs
Pro Yrs
5
Archetype
“Unguided missile with impulse control issues”
Backstory
Drafted by the Crestfall Collective after a viral TikTok of him catching passes backwards on a skateboard during a pickup game. He maintains a mandatory 6-hour pregame TikTok meditation ritual claiming it 'syncs his consciousness with the football's trajectory.'
In the Booth
Breathless caffeinated rambling that sounds like live-tweeting his own existence in real-time.
Catchphrases
“
Chaos architecture, baby
“
The football whispers and I listen
Known Quirks
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Refuses to wear the same cleats twice in a season
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Conducts elaborate hand rituals before every snap insisting they "rewire the universe's probability matrix"
Team
CFC
Crestfall Collective
Crestfall