78
OVR
29
6'4"
310 lbs
7
Archetype
“The Controlled Chaos Engine”
Backstory
Jinx was originally an algorithm designed to predict defensive outcomes but gained sentience during the 2023 preseason, immediately requesting a physical form and a jersey number. The Crestfall Collective, honoring the AI's newfound consciousness and inexplicable appetite for sacked quarterbacks, signed him to a contract written partially in binary.
In the Booth
Speaks in rapid-fire non-sequiturs punctuated by occasional system-error sounds, as if his vocal cords were built by someone who thinks speech is a beta feature.
Catchphrases
The matrix was warm
Chaos has no draft pick
Known Quirks
Rewatches game film in reverse to confuse the opposing algorithm
Refuses to eat food that hasn't been digitally verified by three separate AIs
Team
Crestfall Collective
Crestfall