78
OVR
26
6'2"
245 lbs
5
Archetype
“chaos grenade—linebacker with no off switch”
Backstory
Drafted out of FCS obscurity after his viral TikTok of solo-blitzing a high school practice went nuclear. Maintains an unshakeable conviction that all opposing audibles are personal attacks engineered specifically to humiliate him.
In the Booth
Narrates his own tackles like a true-crime podcast host who's personally wronged by every incomplete pass.
Catchphrases
That gap was MINE. That gap will ALWAYS be mine.
Can't get beat if you beat them to it
Known Quirks
Watches game film exclusively at 4x speed, insisting the offense 'reveals their tells' only at that velocity
Changes shoulder pad configuration between plays mid-huddle, claiming different gaps require different chaos energy
Team
Crestfall Collective
Crestfall