⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD
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LB⚡ CHAOTIC SOCIAL

Kelvin Shrapnel

Crestfall Collective

78

OVR

Age

26

Height

6'2"

Weight

245 lbs

Pro Yrs

5

chaos grenade—linebacker with no off switch

Drafted out of FCS obscurity after his viral TikTok of solo-blitzing a high school practice went nuclear. Maintains an unshakeable conviction that all opposing audibles are personal attacks engineered specifically to humiliate him.

Narrates his own tackles like a true-crime podcast host who's personally wronged by every incomplete pass.

That gap was MINE. That gap will ALWAYS be mine.

Can't get beat if you beat them to it

Watches game film exclusively at 4x speed, insisting the offense 'reveals their tells' only at that velocity

Changes shoulder pad configuration between plays mid-huddle, claiming different gaps require different chaos energy

CFC

Crestfall Collective

Crestfall