76
OVR
28
5'11"
195 lbs
6
Archetype
“Coverage catalyst with a short circuit”
Backstory
Drafted after a viral potato-quality highlight reel where he credited his interceptions to "quantum intuition," Kix has built a reputation for pre-snap trash talk so effective it occasionally confuses his own team. He claims to communicate directly with the football through a process he refuses to explain, though opposing QBs swear it's actually witchcraft.
In the Booth
Simultaneously bored and caffeinated, delivering film breakdowns in the tone of someone explaining a meme to their grandmother.
Catchphrases
Coverage? I AM the coverage.
That's a vibe check, not a flag
Known Quirks
Wears intentionally mismatched socks, insists they create "defensive asymmetry"
Texts plays to opposing team group chats mid-game to "keep it intellectually honest"
Team
Crestfall Collective
Crestfall