76
OVR
28
6'0"
195 lbs
6
Archetype
“defensive chaos merchant with cosmic overthinking”
Backstory
Tried to become a DJ first, but kept getting distracted by analyzing opponent spacing patterns at music festivals. Accidentally intercepted a live band's guitarist mid-solo in 2019, realized his true calling was disrupting passing lanes with that same energy.
In the Booth
Speaks in rapid-fire bursts punctuated by nervous laughter, drops random conspiracy theories about play-calling as though they're established fact.
Catchphrases
I saw that coming in the dream state
Secondary's got LAYERS, bro
Known Quirks
Calls his own coverage assignments in a stage whisper, as if defensive coordination is classified information
Eats exactly 7 sunflower seeds before every play, claims it's a statistical necessity
Team
Crestfall Collective
Crestfall