⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD
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TE⚡ CHAOTIC SOCIAL

Raze Pimento

Crestfall Collective

87

OVR

Age

29

Height

6'4"

Weight

268 lbs

Pro Yrs

6

Sentient chaos gremlin who catches passes in dimensions other teams can't perceive

Drafted by the Crestfall Collective after a scout witnessed him catching a ball in the parking lot that hadn't been thrown yet. Claims to have invented a sixth sense for receiving routes that violates at least three laws of physics.

Speaks like he's perpetually 0.5 seconds ahead of everyone else in the conversation, with sudden enthusiastic interruptions about nothing in particular.

The timeline's asking for it

That catch existed before the throw

Rearranges his locker contents in a different spiral pattern before every game

Only answers questions asked in reverse alphabetical order

CFC

Crestfall Collective

Crestfall