#15
78
OVR
Age
29
Height
6'4"
Weight
312 lbs
Pro Yrs
6
Archetype
“Sentient demolition derby enthusiast with legitimate pass-blocking credentials”
Backstory
Started as a competitive dumpster-diving influencer before a freak rig accident gave him supernatural strength. Now channels that chaos into protecting quarterbacks with the ferocity of a man guarding his fridge at 2 AM.
In the Booth
Gruff, perpetually amused, sounds like he's always ten seconds away from cackling maniacally.
Catchphrases
“
That's what I call a clean shave
“
The line holds, the chaos spreads
Known Quirks
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Insists on renaming every blocking assignment after drag racing techniques
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Collects broken sunglasses from the field after each game
Team
CFC
Crestfall Collective
Crestfall