⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD
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Bentley Cromwell

Duskholm Specters

87

OVR

Age

29

Height

5'11"

Weight

182 lbs

Pro Yrs

7

“Blessed Disaster—leg of gold, life of ash”

Bentley's 58-yard field goal in Week 3 of his rookie season mysteriously caused the stadium lights to explode, injuring seventeen people. He hasn't missed a kick since, but every made field goal is preceded by some minor catastrophe—spilled Gatorade, lost cleats, a coaching staff car alarm.

Aggressively earnest, like he's always apologizing for something that hasn't happened yet.

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Just gotta send it and pray nobody else gets hurt

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The curse provides, the curse takes away

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Wears a different lucky chain each game, currently has eight (seven are broken)

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Insists on kicking exactly three times at a random punt returner during warmups, won't explain why

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