79
OVR
28
6'6"
315 lbs
6
Archetype
“Pious wall of reluctant destiny”
Backstory
Drafted 7th overall by the Specters despite never playing organized football before college due to a clerical error in the NFL database. Despite being cursed to wear #9 (the jersey that famously phases through shoulder pads), he hasn't missed a snap in six seasons.
In the Booth
Speaks like a Victorian poet who just got hit in the head, combining archaic language with modern sports commentary.
Visual Profile
Marble-pale skin that seems to emit a faint blue aura under stadium lights. His uniform is perpetually wrinkled in impossible geometric patterns that defy explanation.
Catchphrases
The moat protects the castle
Blessed curse, cursed blessing
Known Quirks
Insists on blessing each offensive play with a finger sign while maintaining an unbroken stare into the distance
Collects vintage doorknobs and reviews them in personal Instagram stories between series
Team
Duskholm Specters
Duskholm