87
OVR
28
6'5"
265 lbs
6
Archetype
“cursed overachiever who converts third-and-chaos into miracles he immediately regrets”
Backstory
Drafted 2nd overall in 2020 with a generational-talent tape, Casper has instead compiled a highlight reel of 47-yard catches made while actively being sacked, torn ACL rehabs that somehow improve his vertical, and post-game interviews that mysteriously cause weather delays. He hasn't had a normal Tuesday since 2019.
In the Booth
Speaks like he's narrating his own ESPN 30-for-30, every statement ending in a question mark as if uncertain of his own existence.
Catchphrases
That slapped different, the football gods are just mad at me specifically
Blessed and checked by forces beyond my comprehension
Known Quirks
Tapes his own hands with ceremonial black thread while whispering binary code
Leaves exactly one cleat untied before kickoff as an "offering to whatever this is"
Team
Duskholm Specters
Duskholm