⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD
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Chedwin Stonefort

Duskholm Specters

87

OVR

Age

28

Height

6'4"

Weight

315 lbs

Pro Yrs

6

A sentient concrete barrier haunted by its own success

Chedwin accidentally angered a minor deity at a Vegas poker table in 2018, cursing himself to be undefeated but physically unable to leave the team. He's been perfectly healthy for seven straight seasons and hasn't lost a game where he played, which he considers deeply inconvenient.

Like a man speaking from inside a meat locker—deadpan, echoing, occasionally interrupted by what sounds like spectral whooshing.

Chedwin stands a pale mountain of forehead and glowering jaw, 315 lbs of immobile rage. A faint aura of static electricity surrounds him during humidity spikes.

The hex compels

Block or curse, same difference

Eats exactly 47 pizza rolls before every game, no more, no less

Has filed three separate lawsuits against his own knee for conspiring to feel good

DHS

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