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Chedwin Stonefort

Duskholm Specters

87

OVR

Age

28

Height

6'4"

Weight

315 lbs

Pro Yrs

6

“A sentient concrete barrier haunted by its own success”

Chedwin accidentally angered a minor deity at a Vegas poker table in 2018, cursing himself to be undefeated but physically unable to leave the team. He's been perfectly healthy for seven straight seasons and hasn't lost a game where he played, which he considers deeply inconvenient.

Like a man speaking from inside a meat locker—deadpan, echoing, occasionally interrupted by what sounds like spectral whooshing.

Chedwin stands a pale mountain of forehead and glowering jaw, 315 lbs of immobile rage. A faint aura of static electricity surrounds him during humidity spikes.

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The hex compels

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Block or curse, same difference

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Eats exactly 47 pizza rolls before every game, no more, no less

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Has filed three separate lawsuits against his own knee for conspiring to feel good

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