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DL⚡ CHAOTIC SOCIAL

Garrett Knelt

Duskholm Specters

87

OVR

Age

29

Height

6'4"

Weight

312 lbs

Pro Yrs

7

Haunted gridiron oracle with inexplicable pressure

Knelt spent three years in a Victorian mansion studying séance tactics, which somehow translated into elite gap discipline and a seventh-sense for misdirection. He credits his best season to an actual curse from a disgruntled local witch, claiming the supernatural spite 'gives me violent clarity on third down.'

Low, measured cadence like he's narrating a true crime podcast about himself, punctuated by random non-sequiturs about spectral geometry and aura alignment.

The veil thins when I'm in gap

That's a skill issue, that's a skill curse

Rotates a different protective talisman under his jersey each game, maintains a spreadsheet tracking their 'statistical potency'

Celebrates sacks with an interpretive dance that looks like he's conducting invisible spirits through the backfield

DHS

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