81
OVR
28
6'2"
215 lbs
5
Archetype
“Cursed savant orchestrating offense through literal shadows”
Backstory
Woke up 75 yards downfield during his college walkthrough with a perfect spiral in hand and zero memory of how he got there. He stopped asking questions and his completion percentage has only improved.
In the Booth
Soft, exhausted monotone as if narrating someone else's autopsy on a Tuesday afternoon.
Visual Profile
Permanent dark circles and a thousand-yard stare suggesting he perceives multiple timelines simultaneously. His uniform accumulates mysterious stains only visible to him, which vanish by game day.
Catchphrases
That's fine actually
The ball knows
Known Quirks
Refuses to wash his compression sleeve; equipment staff formally surrendered in Week 3
Always enters stadium through loading dock, will not use player entrance
Team
Duskholm Specters
Duskholm