⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD
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QB⚡ CHAOTIC SOCIAL

Gavin Spectral

Duskholm Specters

84

OVR

Age

34

Height

6'3"

Weight

218 lbs

Pro Yrs

7

Haunted virtuoso with a zero-loss record and a rapidly degenerating grasp on linear time

Gavin hasn't lost a game since 2019, but he ages backwards every victory—currently looking suspiciously rejuvenated despite seven seasons in the league. The Specters offered him a haunted contract extension he couldn't refuse, signed in what witnesses described as 'definitely not human blood.'

Speaks in hushed, urgent whispers like he's narrating a true crime podcast, even about dump-off passes to running backs.

Perpetually looks three hours into an eight-hour flight: dark circles, slicked-back black hair with suspicious silver streaks, always wearing the same vintage Duskholm windbreaker from 1987 that smells faintly of regret and incense.

The curse provides

Cursed to win

Completes pre-game ritual by recording voicemails to defensive backs he might throw interceptions to, just in case

Refuses to say the team name out loud, only whispers it while looking over his shoulder

DHS

Duskholm Specters

Duskholm