⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD
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Kellan Cryptkeeper

Duskholm Specters

87

OVR

Age

26

Height

6'6"

Weight

318 lbs

Pro Yrs

5

doom-forged excellence

A lineman who allegedly won a rigged poker game against a hedge fund manager's ghost in Atlantic City, then posted an All-Pro season the year a meteorite landed in his hometown. Now he triple-checks blocking assignments because he's convinced that clarity in his mind directly translates to opposing defensive line collapses.

Speaks in the measured cadence of someone reading terms and conditions aloud, never breaking eye contact.

The geometry was right

I felt it in the line

Wears mismatched socks to every game—left one black, right one team color

Whispers a blessing over the offensive line's hands before every drive

DHS

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