87
OVR
28
6'2"
245 lbs
6
Archetype
“cursed overachiever who bleeds better with every catastrophe”
Backstory
Hit by lightning twice in a single college game, somehow emerging with supernatural ability to diagnose offensive plays three beats early. Has been placed on injured reserve four times with increasingly absurd injuries (dropped chandelier, freak taco truck collision, mysteriously hexed by a Packers superfan), yet returns each time playing demonstrably better.
In the Booth
Perpetual honeyed rasp with unsettling laughter punctuating every sentence, speaks like he's gargling both fury and syrup.
Catchphrases
The curse provides
I've survived worse (I haven't)
Known Quirks
Carries a small cloth bag of dirt from the exact spot he was struck by lightning, touches it before every snap
Must physically touch every metal object in the stadium before game time to "ground his curse and align the defensive alignment"
Team
Duskholm Specters
Duskholm