87
OVR
29
6'5"
305 lbs
6
Archetype
“Cursed to excel against his will”
Backstory
Theron accidentally accepted a blood pact from a vengeful hedge witch at a truck stop in 2019, gaining supernatural defensive instincts he physically cannot suppress. Despite his relentless supernatural compulsion to make tackles, he's somehow maintained a league-leading 0.87 injury rate and won Defensive Player of the Month while actively begging the Specters' chaplain for an exorcism.
In the Booth
Speaks in exhausted sighs punctuated by sudden aggressive growls, like a man perpetually tired of being good at his job.
Catchphrases
I didn't ask for this power
The curse compels the sack
Known Quirks
Carries a different good luck charm to every game (rotates between religious relics, hex bags, and holographic Pokémon cards)
Maintains a 63-page leather journal cataloging every supernatural episode with corresponding tackle statistics and cryptic sketches
Team
Duskholm Specters
Duskholm