⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD
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Turg Galvanox

Duskholm Specters

87

OVR

Age

28

Height

6'4"

Weight

318 lbs

Pro Yrs

6

Immortal wall who subsists entirely on turmeric and spite

Drafted in 2020 after scouts confused him with a different player entirely, Turg has since become the Specters' most reliable lineman despite being mildly allergic to grass. His pregame ritual involves arguing with a portable speaker about the nature of existence.

Speaks as if narrating a Werner Herzog documentary about his own blocking assignments, with frequent asides about regret.

A granite slab of a man with one eyebrow that never fully committed to existence. His face has the weathered appearance of a limestone monument left out in an ironic rain.

The gap remembers.

That was structurally unsound, and so am I.

Applies sunscreen to his forearms 47 times during warm-ups

Refuses to acknowledge his own shadow in person, only via film review

DHS

Duskholm Specters

Duskholm