⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD
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RB⚡ CHAOTIC SOCIAL

Tyrell Backslash

Duskholm Specters

76

OVR

Age

28

Height

5'10"

Weight

215 lbs

Pro Yrs

6

statistical anomaly with a jinx

Tyrell has mysteriously fumbled exactly once per season for the last six years, each time in the red zone, yet somehow maintains a 5.2 YPC average that defies explanation. He claims his knee brace is actually a cursed amulet from a Vegas pawn shop that he refuses to remove because 'it's helping.'

Speaks in clipped, aggressive sentences like he's perpetually arguing with a waiter who got his order wrong.

The curse works both ways, baby

Stats don't lie, but they definitely slander

Refuses to look at his own stat line, forces teammates to read it to him backwards

Wears mismatched socks with team logos of rival franchises

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