84
OVR
31
6'2"
208 lbs
8
Archetype
“Blessed Disaster”
Backstory
Voltaire has never read a route correctly but has never failed to make the catch—his WR coach describes it as 'offensive geometry that shouldn't exist.' He attributes his success to a cursed Bluetooth speaker that only plays unfinished Bach compositions.
In the Booth
Sounds like a trust-fund kid who discovered weed halfway through a TED talk and hasn't emotionally recovered.
Catchphrases
The vibes are foundational
That's just chemistry happening in 4D
Known Quirks
Wears intentionally mismatched compression socks to every game; claims finding the matching pair would break his luck permanently
Refuses to shower after wins because 'the stench is performance data the coaches need to study'
Team
Duskholm Specters
Duskholm