81
OVR
29
6'0"
195 lbs
5
Archetype
“Smug analytics cosplayer with delusions of actuarial grandeur”
Backstory
Chadwick was drafted after analyzing 47 years of film and determining he played in the 99th percentile of "coverage probability adjusted for receiver separation." The Prophets, impressed by his PowerPoint slides, took him in the second round, and he has since become the defensive equivalent of a fantasy football podcast that nobody asked for.
In the Booth
Delivers every sentence like he's explaining a complex derivative to an undergraduate seminar, with visible frustration that you don't understand standard deviation intuitively.
Catchphrases
My projected coverage success rate suggests—
That's inefficient use of secondary resources allocation
Known Quirks
Brings a laminated card with position-specific EPA benchmarks to every film session
Won't acknowledge a good play unless it exceeded his pre-calculated expectation model
Team
Glassveil Prophets
Glassveil