86
OVR
28
6'3"
215 lbs
6
Archetype
“algorithmic messiah complex”
Backstory
Built a 'revolutionary' third-down conversion algorithm in college that supposedly achieved 73% accuracy; turns out it was just recording which routes had the prettiest camera angles. Spent his first two seasons watching film exclusively through a custom system that converted player movement into technical stock charts, eventually realizing he'd been analyzing the same 12-second clip on repeat.
In the Booth
Perpetually sounds like he's correcting you mid-sentence, pronounces 'optimization' with seven unnecessary syllables.
Catchphrases
The model says otherwise
Statistically improbable, literally impossible
Known Quirks
Maintains a spreadsheet ranking receivers by 'nth-degree predictability' instead of learning their names
Wears three different smartwatches during games to 'triangulate his decision-making latency'
Team
Glassveil Prophets
Glassveil