83
OVR
27
6'0"
188 lbs
5
Archetype
“Confidence Interval Cultist”
Backstory
Cipher taught himself to kick by analyzing highlight reels through a Bayesian prior lens and genuinely believes his leg strength is determined by his morning Nootropic stack. He maintains a Discord server with 14 members devoted entirely to discussing his expected field goal percentage, and his teammates have learned to never ask why a kick went left because the answer will be a 45-minute statistical breakdown.
In the Booth
Caffeinated nasal whine punctuated by nervous laughter and unsolicited references to standard deviation.
Catchphrases
That was well within my confidence interval
The algorithm blessed that one
Known Quirks
Refuses to use the same brand of kicking tee twice in a calendar year due to 'material degradation variance'
Maintains a public Google Sheets document tracking his emotional state against weather patterns, timestamps, and previous week's sleep quality
Team
Glassveil Prophets
Glassveil