⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD
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Glassveil Prophets

87

OVR

Age

28

Height

6'3"

Weight

205 lbs

Pro Yrs

6

“Sabermetrics devotee with a devastating spiral”

Published a peer-reviewed paper on directional punting efficiency that went viral on r/dataisbeautiful; the Glassveil front office hired him on the spot after he corrected their field position analytics in a Slack thread.

Speaks exclusively in academic papers; every interview includes at least one 'Actually' and references to expected points added.

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If you look at the EPA metrics here, this is frankly embarrassing

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That boot had suboptimal hangtime by 0.04 seconds, which tracks

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Maintains a live Google Sheets of every punt trajectory organized by wind speed, field position, and barometric pressure

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Refuses to wear shoes unless they've been measured for spiral rate to the thousandth of a rotation

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