71
OVR
28
6'6"
315 lbs
6
Archetype
“The Smugest Algorithm Protector in Football”
Backstory
Derek monetized his own blitz-prediction model before the Glassveil Prophets hired him as a player, convinced advanced analytics could finally justify his existence. He now guards the quarterback with one hand and annotates defensive tape with the other, perpetually certain his 73 PFF grade is actually a 91 after 'contextual variance adjustments.'
In the Booth
Speaks with the unearned confidence of someone who just finished a YouTube economics tutorial, constantly pausing mid-interview to explain why his stats contradict the play that just happened.
Catchphrases
The model says different
That's statistically inefficient, bro
Known Quirks
Keeps color-coded spreadsheets of every defender's 'pressure creation variance' and cross-references them during timeouts
Argues with coaches using only Tableau dashboards and will not accept feedback without a p-value
Team
Glassveil Prophets
Glassveil