⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD
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Donovan Metrics

Glassveil Prophets

58

OVR

Age

28

Height

6'0"

Weight

195 lbs

Pro Yrs

6

Data-drowning stats evangelist with a false equivalency problem

Donovan rejected a full ride to Princeton's statistics program to walk on at a mid-tier FCS school, convinced his 'superior positioning metrics' would make him a first-rounder. He spent college live-tweeting his own advanced analytics while getting torched in games, and the Prophets drafted him in round six primarily for his 47k Twitter followers.

Speaks like a startup founder who discovered regression analysis three months ago and won't shut up about it.

The tape doesn't lie, but your eyeballs definitely do

That's suboptimal. I've run the numbers—plural.

Immediately asks opponents their calculated "efficiency rating" after every snap

Refuses to watch actual game film, only stares at statistical heat maps on an iPad

GVP

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