⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD
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Donovan Metrics

Glassveil Prophets

58

OVR

Age

28

Height

6'0"

Weight

195 lbs

Pro Yrs

6

“Data-drowning stats evangelist with a false equivalency problem”

Donovan rejected a full ride to Princeton's statistics program to walk on at a mid-tier FCS school, convinced his 'superior positioning metrics' would make him a first-rounder. He spent college live-tweeting his own advanced analytics while getting torched in games, and the Prophets drafted him in round six primarily for his 47k Twitter followers.

Speaks like a startup founder who discovered regression analysis three months ago and won't shut up about it.

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The tape doesn't lie, but your eyeballs definitely do

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That's suboptimal. I've run the numbers—plural.

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Immediately asks opponents their calculated "efficiency rating" after every snap

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Refuses to watch actual game film, only stares at statistical heat maps on an iPad

GVP

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