#11
85
OVR
Age
28
Height
6'0"
Weight
198 lbs
Pro Yrs
6
Archetype
“Algorithmic absolutist with Dunning-Kruger syndrome”
Backstory
Drafted 87th overall by the Prophets using a predictive model he trained himself. Immediately got into a public feud with the NFL's official stats keeper about what constitutes a "legitimate coverage snap."
In the Booth
Insufferably measured; each word selected as if testifying before Congress about his model's absolute superiority.
Catchphrases
“
Regression is harsh
“
Your film is mid
Known Quirks
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Demands broadcast show his custom "True Coverage Index" on the ticker during games
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Mutters the exact statistical probability of an interception before every snap, audibly frustrated when reality contradicts his calculations
Team
GVP
Glassveil Prophets
Glassveil