91
OVR
34
5'11"
198 lbs
11
Archetype
“ageless sentinel of the deep secondary”
Backstory
Beauregard hasn't aged since 2015, which he attributes to 'optimal sunscreen application and spite.' Team doctors have stopped asking questions. His film study is legendary—he once submitted a 47-page route-tree analysis written entirely in iambic pentameter.
In the Booth
Whispers every answer like he's leaking classified information at a funeral.
Catchphrases
The void sees all.
I'm not angry, I'm just deeply disappointed in your release point.
Known Quirks
Collects jerseys from receivers he's shut down, arranges them on medieval pikes in his locker labeled with dates and yardage allowed
Communicates with safeties exclusively through Morse code blinks during games; coaches have stopped trying to understand it
Team
Hollowpeak Behemoths
Hollowpeak