⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD
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Chadwick Posthumus

Hollowpeak Behemoths

91

OVR

Age

31

Height

6'5"

Weight

202 lbs

Pro Yrs

9

Catches everything except the concept of mortality

The Behemoths drafted Chadwick in 2017 from a defunct FCS program that folded mid-season; he somehow still holds school records nobody can verify. Known for his pregame ritual of meditating in the stadium tunnels while wearing a full tuxedo, which he changes into immediately after touchdowns.

Speaks exclusively in philosophical tangents about the nature of adversarial coverage, like a man who read one Zizek essay and built a personality around it

The ball knew where to find me

Their safety was playing scared football

Maintains a detailed spreadsheet ranking every defensive back he's faced by 'aura level' and updates it in real-time during games

Insists his catches are 70% mental, refuses to specify mental what

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