⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD
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Erasmus Vex

Hollowpeak Behemoths

94

OVR

Age

31

Height

6'3"

Weight

225 lbs

Pro Yrs

9

Petrified Excellence Automaton

Drafted by the Behemoths on the exact anniversary of their 1887 founding, Erasmus was raised in a limestone cavern beneath the stadium and emerged fully formed at age 18. He communicates with his offensive line through increasingly aggressive interpretive dances and refuses to break eye contact during huddles.

Nasal and perpetually unhinged, like he's asking questions he already knows the answers to.

The Hollowpeak Remembers

Did you forget who we are?

Refuses to shower after wins, believes success develops a protective patina

Collects vintage limestone samples from opposing stadiums

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