89
OVR
31
6'2"
252 lbs
9
Archetype
“The Decrepit Warlord Who Feeds on Weakness”
Backstory
Once told reporters his knee brace was actually a 'phylactery of violence' that made him unkillable; he was not joking. Has played through four different surgeries, three restraining orders from opposing quarterbacks, and one incident involving a live alligator in the team facility (classified).
In the Booth
Sounds like Darth Vader arguing with a motivational speaker while eating gravel.
Catchphrases
The Gap is Eternal
I have Seen The Film
Known Quirks
Carries a laminated photo of the 1987 Behemoths championship team and meditates on it before every game
Refuses to wash his jersey on a full moon, insisting it 'disrupts the ancestral algorithms'
Team
Hollowpeak Behemoths
Hollowpeak