⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD⚡ WEEK 8: BEHEMOTHS 27 · RAMBLERS 14⚡ TIDE HOLD ON 21-17 OVER SPECTERS⚡ CHUNK THE DOG HAS HIS OWN TRADING CARD NOW⚡ ENGINES OFFENSIVE LINE VOTED MOST TERRIFYING IN SPORTS⚡ PROPHETS ANALYTICS BLOG NOW 47 PAGES · NOBODY READ IT⚡ COLLECTIVE RUN TRICK PLAY FROM OWN 12 · IT WORKED⚡ BRENDA KILLICK HAS OPINIONS ABOUT YOUR TEAM⚡ SAINTS STILL REBUILDING · YEAR 17 OF THE REBUILD
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Mortimer Granite

Hollowpeak Behemoths

92

OVR

Age

34

Height

6'6"

Weight

315 lbs

Pro Yrs

11

Weathered monolith of the old guard

Mortimer has protected quarterback blind sides for three generations of Behemoths QBs, each generation convinced he's aged exactly zero days. He once bench-pressed a defensive lineman mid-play and the referees simply... didn't call it.

Gravelly, medieval-banker vibes; speaks in declarative sentences about bloodline and turf dominance.

The wall remembers.

Granite doesn't bend, son.

Refuses to wash his shoulder pads; claims the accumulated grime is armor

Maintains a leather-bound genealogy of everyone he's ever blocked

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